Stay Classy

deductivereasonable:

h34rken:

put a fucking bag on your head and sleep you god damn piece of shit

take a nap on a fucking ski lift

joshsaveitforthebedroom:

im single by choice

its just not my choice

20 hours ago with 231,097 notes

meatbicyclevevo:

when u say something u immediately regret saying

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22 hours ago with 30,943 notes

cantwaitforpizza:

cantwaitforpizza:

cantwaitforpizza:

the sun has come out

the sun is gay

*white girl voice* why are the hot ones always gay

22 hours ago with 459,362 notes

le-blastoise:
disarms:

goodbye my love

moonemojii:

*studies for 2 minutes*
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23 hours ago with 363,593 notes

australiansanta:

ifelldownarabbitshole:

goldcoastfamily:

damn-the-jam:

loveissuchalovelytorture:


shark-bones:


Bath mat turns red when wet. 
I need towels made out of this, and then I’d make my guests use them with out telling them.
Then wait for the screams of terror.


Calm down there, Satan.


reblogging just for that comment

You could murder someone on one of those and people would think that it’s just wet, perfect 

Two types of people on tumblr 


this post is so annoying bc i have the exact same bath mat and i can guarantee to you that the footprints and stuff are just painted on and it was like $3 from a novelty store sorry to break it to you